Redneck Girl Quotes

You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed? - Unknown

You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. - Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids. - Unknown

Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch? - Unknown

Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck. - Unknown

My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl. - Gretchen Wilson

My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get. - Unknown

Im finer than frog hair split four ways. - Unknown

I ate his ribs... with some pinto beans and a shot o' Jack Daniel's. - Unknown