Redneck Quotes

You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed? - Unknown

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. - Jeff Foxworthy