Sarcastic Quotes

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - Unknown

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained. - Unknown

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. - Unknown

You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted. - Unknown

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one. - Unknown

You might be a firefighter if...You have ever played jingle bells at Xmas time on the air horns to clear traffic. - Unknown

You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments. - Unknown

You look sad, buy yourself a happy meal. - Unknown

You know you're famous, when everyone has your name in their mouth. - Unknown