Smartass Quotes

When people actually get to know me, they realize who I am. I'm actually very intelligent and loving. I'm not always an abrasive smartass. - Unknown

To be a smartass, you need to have a relatively high IQ. I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks doll, come again. - Unknown

Nice one Captain Obvious. You're welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm! Indeed, Comrade Comeback.Thank you, Senior Smartass. Anytime, Dictator Dickhead. - Unknown

Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. - Unknown

I'm a hustler. I'm a smartass, but I love people. - Richard Dawson

If you cant be loyal then stay single, smartass. - Unknown