Snail Quotes

Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot. - Nate

We're still small enough to have a snail-like pace in opening new locations. We're still hands on enough that it wears us out. - Jeff Goldstein

We're kind of moving at a snail's pace. - Mike Black

We [in the Senate] often don't have a good day's work on our calendar. If we wanted to, we could be out of here in two days. My perception is that the problem isn't on this end. We've been waiting for a lot of stuff [from the House], and we're still waiting. We've been moving at a snail's pace, that's for sure. - Paul Davis

Trying to get one of those birds and the snails together is problematic. So I suspect that some type of wading bird, with a cargo of stowaway snails tucked into its feathers, was blown off course by a storm and deposited the snails on these islands. - Richard Preece

Traveling to the South Atlantic is quite problematic for a very pedestrian snail. - Richard Preece

To date and going forward, relocation of the snails from Mount Augustus will cost us in the vicinity of ... NZ$2 million (US$1.2 million). That's $8,000 (US$4,900) a head. - Vicki Blyth

Time and Patience would bring the snail to Jerusalem. - Irish Proverb

They are a team that doesn't quit on you. They are very feisty, aggressive and difficult to defend. The clock was at a snail's pace at the end. - Debbie Ryan