Sperm Quotes

Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink. - Jethro Tull

You didn't used to see them at all in the gulf, but they started showing up in the late '80s, early '90s. Now you can hardly make a trip without seeing sperm whales. - Steve Fish

You can't buy a baby in the United States. ... But you can buy the sperm, you can buy the egg and you can rent the uterus. - Arthur Caplan

Whole grains are just that, the entire grain including the bran, the germ, and the endosperm. Lots of refined carbohydrates are fortified to add back some of the nutrients, but you can't add back all the fiber. - Suzanne Farrell

Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won. - Unknown

When we use fresh sperm, the surgical procedures for the sperm retrieval and egg retrieval need to be done the same day, and this may not be convenient for the couple. However, if we use frozen sperm, the man can have his procedure first, and if we find sperm, we can bank it. Then, at the couple's convenience we do egg retrieval and the fertilization procedure that puts the egg and sperm together. The model helps us know in advance when frozen sperm would allow for good results for that couple. - Moshe Wald

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. - Mitt Romney

We would have to wait for a longer time for more sperm to be produced. - Vinay Tergaonkar

We did freeze his sperm in case there were going to be any problems. - Penny Lancaster

Ultimately worms have the same issues as we do for getting their sperm and egg together, and hopefully that will be useful for improving our understanding of human infertility, giving us different insights into reproductive strategies that nature uses to get the sperm and egg together. - Andrew Singson