Sponge Quotes

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess! - Sponge Bob

You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. - Spongebob

You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok. - Sponge Bob

Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar. - John Ciardi

With Butch every little thing like bending your arm 90 degrees, he's filming it. We're trying to soak him in like a sponge. He has so much knowledge and passion for teaching people to run properly. - Anthony Schlegel

Why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly. - Sponge Bob

When you're dealing with people who think that Sponge Bob Square Pants is more important than social security, you have a problem. - Christine Todd Whitman

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself. - Winston Churchill

When I was 7, Hannah Montana was Lizzie McGuire. iCarly was Drake & Josh, Justin Bieber was Jesse McCartney and Spongebob...is STILL Spongebob. - Unknown