Squirt Quotes

You showed your credentials by being able to talk about all this detail, but a lot of people - including Democrats - got sucked into it. They learned the lingo, but they forgot it had no relation to reality. It was like critics of 'The Three Stooges' debating the right way to squirt seltzer up your nose. They forgot that the whole thing was a little silly. - Barney Frank

You never really see an Asian girl squirt, but you can see them here. - Mark Kulkis

When you touched it, blood would actually squirt out. It was very realistic. - Lauren Arnett

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

When I see a 240-pound guy diving around like a squirt after taking one of our guys' knees out? I don't feel too good. I kind of feel embarrassed for him, actually. - Chris Drury

We were separated by the fire and I tried to hop a fence in the bone yard, where old bikes were, but the top had barbed wire. Luckily, his dog chased him down and was trying to knock him down while he was still on fire. A neighbor squirted him with a hose, but he was burned pretty bad. - Philip Villagran

They put the puck on the net and the rebound squirted loose and they beat our defenseman to it. It wasn't pretty. - Nick Iaciancio