Stool Quotes

You can also have oil leaking out of your bottom that was part of your stool, so it's sort of brown-colored and foul-smelling. - Carla Wolper

While between two stools my tail go to the ground. - Proverb

When you have a guy that plays 162 games every year, it makes that guy two stools down think twice about taking a day off. - Jim Hendry

When we hit the store, the police were on the scene. We were literally picked off the stools and taken to the holding cell. - Clarence Graham

When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool. - Chinua Achebe

We will go into his tabernacles: we will worship at his footstool. - Bible

UCITA, Title One of the DMCA, and the database legislation is a three-legged stool... These three things acting together set frightening rules on how people can use information in the future. - Jonathan Band

Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest? / For all those things hath mine hand made, and all those things have been, saith the LORD: but to this man will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit, and trembleth at my word. - Bible

There was no brick that came through my window. It was actually a toilet-stool full of feces. - Herman Boone