Toaster Quotes

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. - Tim Cook

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? - Walter Mossberg

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster. - Frank Iero

Titanic clashes in this video courtroom are likely to swirl around botched paint jobs, unshoveled sidewalks, defective toasters, aggressive guard dogs and every conceivable, and sometimes inconceivable, mishap involving a dry cleaner. - Harry F. Waters

The scanner's about the size of a toaster, maybe just a little longer. - John Talbot

The idea of extraneous service has been on the way out ever since banks stopped giving away toasters in the 1960s and 1970s. - Patrick Burns

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. - Ann Coulter

Shopping is my 976th favorite thing to do. Its rank drops to dead bottom when do at 4 in the morning with the possiblity of a physical altercation between myself and a surly senior citizen over the last bagel toaster is thrown in the mix. - Craig Weaver

Shawty was hot like a toaster. - Flo Rida