Toothpick Quotes

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land. - Billy Sunday

Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them. - Mitch Hedberg

We find and record everything they had on the vessels. Swords, guns, eating utensils, even gold toothpicks. - John Brandon

We are not watching the breaking of toothpicks. - Hans Blix

Trees are coming down like crazy, like toothpicks. - Paul Miller

The dividend is the only toothpick holding up the stock right now. - Barry Sine

None of the power lines were designed to handle that kind of ice, ... our forest looks like it's been carpet-bombed, and everything above 15 feet (4.5 meters) has broken off like a toothpick. - Mike Huckabee

No one should be condemned as trash; even a little stick can serve as a toothpick! - Atharva Veda

It's really about the evidence. It's about making sure that the toothpick gets its close-up. - William Petersen