Toothpicks Quotes

You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land. - Billy Sunday

Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them. - Mitch Hedberg

We find and record everything they had on the vessels. Swords, guns, eating utensils, even gold toothpicks. - John Brandon

We are not watching the breaking of toothpicks. - Hans Blix

Trees are coming down like crazy, like toothpicks. - Paul Miller

It was a huge double-wide and it just went into the water and it just disintegrated. It was picking up cars and throwing them around like toothpicks. - Robert Anderson

I don't think anyone can possibly imagine the impact these hurricanes have had on the region and on production agriculture unless they see it firsthand, ... We saw fields flattened by winds and inundated by salt water. We heard accounts of homes swept from their foundations and we saw trees broken like toothpicks. Of course, the full story can only be told by those whose lives and livelihoods have been forever altered by these storms. - Bob Goodlatte

I don't recall an early storm this bad, ... I don't think anybody predicted this kind of impact and this kind of heavy, wet frozen snow - there must be a tremendous amount of weight on those electrical lines and telephone poles, because they were just broken like toothpicks. - Tex Hall

He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold