Trash Quotes

You're so fake, Barbie's jealous. - Unknown

You're not generally going to get an admission from the bartender or service person or person manning the keg who says, 'Yeah, I saw him; he was totally trashed,' - Kevin Knight

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory. - Unknown

You would worry, because an IED would be in a pile of trash, it would be in a pothole. It could be almost anywhere. I was in a Hummer when an explosion went off and hit the second hummer after us. - David Kotok

You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired... - Unknown

You want to talk like a trash-mouth? Sound like your mother? - The Last Boy Scout

You tossed it in the trash, you did to give me all your love. - Bruno Mars

You spread gossip as much as you spread your legs. - Unknown

You should burn very cautiously. If you're burning your trash off, for example in a 55-gallon drum, the big thing is to keep a screen over it and watch for any embers that pop out. - Chief Gary Ogden

You see the trash on the road every day, things like McDonald's bags... It's because of ignorance, people, near-sightedness and ignorance. It's a serious problem. It's going to cost money to solve, and it's going to cost more the longer we wait. - Anthony Johnson