Twinkies Quotes

You eyeball them and if you've got anything jiggling, we'll know. If your body fat is 25 percent, I wouldn't fire you, but I'd tell you to back away from the Twinkies. - Jay Johnson

We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too. - Linda Ellerbee

Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had. - Dead Kennedys

People who can't get laid watch _Star Trek_ and eat Twinkies! - Harlan Ellison

Our booths vary from arts and crafts booths, to homemade purses, honey, knitted items, different food vendors, roasted peanuts, funnel cakes, fried twinkies, and much, much more. - Cheryl Ferguson

I've had deep fried Oreos and deep fried twinkies, but I've never had one of these giant things. - Buddy Jewell

I tried to do the commercial thing. But I don't want to keep shoving Twinkies down everyone's throat. People are hungry for something of more substance. - Lili Taylor

He eats like a pig. He eats a lot of food -- a lot of Twinkies and doughnuts and cupcakes. For him to be as fast as he is and to have the body he has, you wouldn't know that. But every night he's sneaking in some type of snack. - LenDale White

Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults. - Donald R Vance