Weasel Quotes

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Well, well. Look who's here - you two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weasel-Bee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room? - Draco Malfoy

We procured from an Indian a weasel perfectly white except the extremity of the tail which was black: great numbers of wild geese are passing to the south, but their flight is too high for us to procure any of them. - Meriwether Lewis

Uh-oh. It's the weasels! This way. We'll take Gingerbread Lane. - Jessica Rabbit

These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, / And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole. - Bible

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. - Lewis Grizzard

The only people who are happy about this... are CAIR and the corporate weasels at ABC who go to bed every night terrified that someone will call them insensitive. - Michael Graham

The entire Protestant community have every right to receive a total unequivocal apology without weasel words of excuses about provocation. - Nigel Dodds

Stop writing us. We broke up. - Ben Weasel