Weirder Quotes

Yo, this is my story, this is my song, And to them rudypoots don't attempt to try this at home, It's just a poem until y'all learn right from wrong, Know when to bless a situation, when to grab the chrome, But it's back on, another stormy night in Atlanta, Georgia, Overcast, but on behalf of Outkast, I cordially, Invite you to an emotion filled theater, Bring your umbrella cause young fella it gets no weirder. - Outkast

We shaved it off in a graveyard in America - could it get any weirder than that? - Gail Porter

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. - P. J. O'Rourke

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Bill Watterson

Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the outside - some have weirder lives than you. Six billion stories, every one an epic, full of tragedy and triumph, good and evil, despair and hope. You and me - we aren't so special, bro. - Dean Koontz

It's weirder and more surprising than the other books. I think there are more places where it's just more reality bending, deliberately so. I think it's a lot more emotionally raw. - Cory Doctorow

It's tough to understand. The weirder I think people are, I just understand that they're even weirder than that. - Nick Chauvenet

In the '80s Milli Vanilli was ruined by lip-synching... but now it's looked upon as enhancing people's careers. Today the weirder and creepier your life is, the more successful you are. There no longer seems to be any substance [to performers and bands] today. Everybody just wants to be famous. We come from a more traditional old school. We're proud that we sing and play live. We grew up paying our dues, learning from our masters. - John Oates

I'm not shocked by anything but it is a little bit weirder to be in it. I'm not cynical but I'm not wide-eyed about it either, which I think is good. I could never get into the psychotic actor thinking. - Shannyn Sossamon

I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. - Andy Milonakis