Witty Quotes

You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you. - Unknown

Your wits make others witty. - Unknown

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup! - Unknown

You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired... - Unknown

You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. - Unknown

You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. - Jeff Foxworthy

You learn the most from life's hardest knocks. - Conway Twitty

You know what's cuter than your baby? Sleeping in till 11am on weekends. - Unknown

You go back to your country and then a few months later, nobody remembers your name. Sometimes, it's hard. - Chris Witty