Wodehouse Quotes

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P. G. Wodehouse

Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little codfish, cheerfully resolves to love them all, the British aristocracy is apt to look with a somewhat jaundiced eye on its younger sons. - P. G. Wodehouse

To find a man's true character, play golf with him. - P. G. Wodehouse

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. - P. G. Wodehouse

There are only two kinds of Wodehouse readers, those who adore him and those who have never read him. - Richard Usborne

The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!' - P. G. Wodehouse

The lunches of fifty-seven years had caused his chest to slip down to the mezzanine floor. - P. G. Wodehouse

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P. G. Wodehouse