Zoolander Quotes

Zoolander was more of my own sensibility. - Ben Stiller

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel. - Zoolander

You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu. - Zoolander

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? -Hansel. - Zoolander

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us. -Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? -Mugatu. - Zoolander

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman. -Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander

Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander. - Zoolander