Bill Cosby Quotes

Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cleaned up. - Bill Cosby

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. - Bill Cosby

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. - Bill Cosby

You can't really argue with a guy who says that. But you also have to play the tape back where he looks at the man in charge and says, 'You're doing a heck of a job,' and neither one of them knows what they're talking about. - Bill Cosby

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful. - Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. - Bill Cosby

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven. - Bill Cosby

You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it. - Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. - Bill Cosby

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in. - Bill Cosby

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