Dane Cook Quotes

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot! - Dane Cook

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. - Dane Cook

A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands. - Dane Cook

[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. - Dane Cook

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