Dane Cook Quotes

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind. - Dane Cook

You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole. - Dane Cook

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. - Dane Cook

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man. - Dane Cook

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. - Dane Cook

When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator. - Dane Cook

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. - Dane Cook

When Napster first hit, I had a Web site at the time, so I said, 'I'm going to take 20 clips from my first CD and I'll put them under comedy and jokes, and see what happens,' - Dane Cook

When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me. - Dane Cook

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top. - Dane Cook

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