Eric Bristow Quotes

You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings. - Eric Bristow

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at. - Eric Bristow

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit. - Eric Bristow

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck. - Eric Bristow

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time. - Eric Bristow

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea. - Eric Bristow

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well. - Eric Bristow

It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time. - Eric Bristow

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2. - Eric Bristow

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