Evan Esar Quotes

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Evan Esar

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother. - Evan Esar

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. - Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. - Evan Esar

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. - Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. - Evan Esar

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