Futurama Quotes

Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock. -Narrator. - Futurama

You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry. - Futurama

You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr. - Futurama

What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking? -Zoidberg. - Futurama

What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr. - Futurama

We've gotta save them! But the only weapon we have is my fan dance. -Fry. - Futurama

We're just the people this mind-switcher was made for by us! -Amy. - Futurama

This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender. - Futurama

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