Gene Weingarten Quotes

Yes, there can be. If I also pitched for the Yankees. - Gene Weingarten

The aptly named Uncle Dick. - Gene Weingarten

My Roommate's Gun Has Nine Bullets... - Gene Weingarten

I disagree with those who suggest that we permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it can kill you. That is sheer hysteria. I think we should permanently close down the U.S. mail on the grounds that it has been making us sick for quite a while. - Gene Weingarten

(My Baby Does The) Hanky Panky. - Gene Weingarten

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