George Lopez Quotes

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. - George Lopez

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show. - George Lopez

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out! - George Lopez

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps. - George Lopez

What they have at Chuckie Cheese that we dont have at our house, you wanna see a mouse...stand there...pull the refridgerator out the wall. - George Lopez

We're Mexican not Mexican't! - George Lopez

We're at a critical moment with regard to Sudanese sanctions and the ability to send a clear message to the government in Khartoum that the international community now means business, enough is enough. - George Lopez

We saw this with [former Serbian leader] Slobodan Milosevic. We saw this with [former Liberian president] Charles Taylor. There is no reason knowing what we know now to reinvent the same scenario with a quite erratic Iranian leader. And while we don't have responsibility for that Iranian leader, we do have a responsibility for the outcomes of [policies] which will only further aggravate a situation rather than accomplish our goals. - George Lopez

We have so many people in the camp that it's difficult for everybody to find a porta-potty. With 90,000 people at a game, you can imagine 10,000 standing in line. - George Lopez

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