Graham Chapman Quotes

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. - Graham Chapman

Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dryer on the set. - Graham Chapman

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. - Graham Chapman

We'd obviously realized at this stage that if we wrote something in a show that got repeated, then we would get another fee for it without having to do any extra work. Now that looked like a good idea, and as the BBC didn't pay us very much in the first place- the ingrates-it was almost essential to have the thing repeated. - Graham Chapman

We received a letter from a lady who was incensed about my moral depravity, as though I was destroying the underpinnings of society. - Graham Chapman

We had many concerns while planning Monty Python's Flying Circus... we wanted to avoid being bracketed as being another offshoot. - Graham Chapman

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. - Graham Chapman

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. - Graham Chapman

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love. - Graham Chapman

Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil. - Graham Chapman

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