House Md Quotes

Wilson: They could build monuments to your self-centeredness. House vs. God. - House MD

Wilson: If you need to talk, if you need more help, I'm right here. House: Great. Can you be 'right here' somewhere else? - House MD

Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones. - House MD

Thirteen: You are the champion of not dealing with your problems. House: My grandson gave me a mug that says that. - House MD

Team: We've got rectal bleeding. House: What, all of you? - House MD

Taub: You don't have clinic duty today. House: Who says it's a duty? - House MD

Stacy: God, you're an idiot! House: I like to think of myself as more of a jerk. - House MD

Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people. - House MD

Michael Tritter: Merry Christmas House: And a Happy Go-to-Hell. - House MD

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