Jay Leno Quotes

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

You think, well, I can't cry anymore. You go, 'Oh gee,' and you see that pregnant mom, you see that father who lost a daughter. - Jay Leno

You sound like my wife. I have about 80 cars. It's getting a little silly. - Jay Leno

You see? That's the great thing about the second term: Who cares? - Jay Leno

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that. - Jay Leno

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

You always think, 'Ah, I could have done it better,' ... This lets you take all the best stories and all the best jokes and put them together. - Jay Leno

Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet. - Jay Leno

When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight. - Jay Leno

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