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Jay Leno Quotes
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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Jay Leno
You think, well, I can't cry anymore. You go, 'Oh gee,' and you see that pregnant mom, you see that father who lost a daughter.
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Jay Leno
You sound like my wife. I have about 80 cars. It's getting a little silly.
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Jay Leno
You see? That's the great thing about the second term: Who cares?
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Jay Leno
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Jay Leno
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
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Jay Leno
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
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Jay Leno
You always think, 'Ah, I could have done it better,' ... This lets you take all the best stories and all the best jokes and put them together.
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Jay Leno
Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet.
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Jay Leno
When we started this show, my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.
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Jay Leno
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