Jay Mohr Quotes

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. - Jay Mohr

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? - Jay Mohr

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. - Jay Mohr

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. - Jay Mohr

True Yankees are born, not made. - Jay Mohr

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. - Jay Mohr

No... even when you're making fun of people in this business, they want to take credit for it. That's how big the egos are. - Jay Mohr

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. - Jay Mohr

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. - Jay Mohr

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. - Jay Mohr

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