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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
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Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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Jerry Seinfeld
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
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Jerry Seinfeld
You can be passionate about anything.
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Jerry Seinfeld
Where's Kramer?
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Jerry Seinfeld
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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Jerry Seinfeld
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
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Jerry Seinfeld
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
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Jerry Seinfeld
We're just cheering for laundry!
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Jerry Seinfeld
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
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Jerry Seinfeld
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