Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. - Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can be passionate about anything. - Jerry Seinfeld

Where's Kramer? - Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. - Jerry Seinfeld

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself. - Jerry Seinfeld

We're just cheering for laundry! - Jerry Seinfeld

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. - Jerry Seinfeld

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