Jimmy Carr Quotes

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. - Jimmy Carr

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. - Jimmy Carr

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. - Jimmy Carr

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. - Jimmy Carr

We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their education. - Jimmy Carr

They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. - Jimmy Carr

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. - Jimmy Carr

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. - Jimmy Carr

The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. - Jimmy Carr

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