Jimmy Fallon Quotes

The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget. - Jimmy Fallon

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed. - Jimmy Fallon

The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers. - Jimmy Fallon

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. - Jimmy Fallon

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, donated many of this writings to the University of Michigan. The pagers are an invaluable resource for students majoring in Crazy. - Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect. - Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice. - Jimmy Fallon

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