Joe Jonas Quotes

When I meet a fan, I always try to learn something about that fan. I want our fans to feel comfortable talking to me, and I like to hear them tell me stories about themselves. - Joe Jonas

We're in the middle of nowhere Illinois! And here comes hot girls! - Joe Jonas

Some may say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside... But I am Danger! You hear me? Look at me, I'm sporting a neck pillow. It came straight out the dome! - Joe Jonas

No, I don't have a third arm...silly fans. - Joe Jonas

In school, kids are always trying to fit in with the crowd. Everyone goes through that and feels peer pressure from that. I know I did when I was growing up. I definitely wanted to hang out with the cool kids and tried to be something I'm not. - Joe Jonas

I'm so excited... I'm going to run in traffic...There's no cars in Oklahoma! - Joe Jonas

I'm not afraid to wear bright colors. Blue and purple are my favorites. - Joe Jonas

I'm gonna kill you with my gun... and then I'm gonna put you in my trunk in my car and drag you out in the desert.. and then I'm gonna drive you back home and make sure you're okay... because I'll feed you some of my famous dumplings. - Joe Jonas

I'm a professional... with a capital P. I know what I'm doing. Always cut the blue wire. Doesn't matter if there's green, yellow, even your favorite color. Just cut blue. - Joe Jonas

If you like the same girl as one of your best friends, you won't go after her, and my brothers and I are best friends. I'd rather have my best friend than some girl we're fighting over. - Joe Jonas

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