Joey Adams Quotes

We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board. - Joey Adams

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal. - Joey Adams

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. - Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.' - Joey Adams

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. - Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. - Joey Adams

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. - Joey Adams

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. - Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

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