Johnny Vegas Quotes

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. - Johnny Vegas

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. - Johnny Vegas

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. - Johnny Vegas

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that. - Johnny Vegas

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. - Johnny Vegas

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. - Johnny Vegas

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. - Johnny Vegas

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. - Johnny Vegas

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource. - Johnny Vegas

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