Larry David Quotes

You write about what you know. - Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man. - Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. - Larry David

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. - Larry David

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. - Larry David

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. - Larry David

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. - Larry David

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. - Larry David

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out. - Larry David

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. - Larry David

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