Lenny Bruce Quotes

When you're eight years old nothing is your business. - Lenny Bruce

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business. - Lenny Bruce

There are never enough I Love You's. - Lenny Bruce

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no what should be, there is only what is. - Lenny Bruce

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. - Lenny Bruce

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. - Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't. - Lenny Bruce

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. - Lenny Bruce

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