Louis Ck Quotes

You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet. - Louis CK

Whenever you leave behind failure, that means you're doing better. If you think everything you've done has been great, you're probably dumb. - Louis CK

They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars. - Louis CK

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself. - Louis CK

Sorry, Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someones getting hurt. - Louis CK

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. - Louis CK

Look, it's some c*nt coming out of that c*nt's c*nt. - Louis CK

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth. - Louis CK

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