Mike Bianchi Quotes

What is Monday the day the recycle bins are picked up at Isleworth? - Mike Bianchi

Two of the most miserable players in baseball - the Dodgers' Milton Bradley and Jeff Kent - are at war with each other. Isn't this a little like choosing sides between Iran and North Korea? - Mike Bianchi

This is the 'Monday Night Football' for college. All eyes are on this. - Mike Bianchi

Saw the perpetrator running away from the crime scene and yelled out, 'Stop or I'll shoot a free throw!' - Mike Bianchi

Sadly, Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split up. I guess she got tired of riding on the handlebars every time they went on a date. - Mike Bianchi

OK, then, let me inform Magic fans right now that the next NBA draft is scheduled for June 27, 2006. - Mike Bianchi

Isn't this a little like choosing sides between Iran and North Korea? - Mike Bianchi

I don't know about you, but for $45 million, I'd dress up in a pink teddy, feather boa and high heels if that's what Stern wanted. - Mike Bianchi

Does anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that a football coach is complaining about being lied to during the recruiting process? That's like the pig telling the skunk he has body odor. - Mike Bianchi

Did anybody notice that the NCAA made the ridiculous ruling banning American Indian mascots from its headquarters in INDIANapolis, INDIANa? ... Just wondering. - Mike Bianchi

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