Monty Python Quotes

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not. - Monty Python

The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end. - Monty Python

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. - Monty Python

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! - Monty Python

-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better... - Monty Python

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed! - Monty Python

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok. - Monty Python

Of course, iu's a bit of a jump, isu't it? I mean, e chartered accountancy to lion taming in one g You dou't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say via banking? - Monty Python

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? - Monty Python

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. - Monty Python

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