Monty Python Quotes

No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. - Monty Python

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. - Monty Python

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands. - Monty Python

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? - Monty Python

I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! - Monty Python

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am. - Monty Python

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! - Monty Python

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? - Monty Python

Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy. - Monty Python

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