Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly... - Napoleon Dynamite

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! - Napoleon Dynamite

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle. - Napoleon Dynamite

Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. -Uncle Rico. - Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. - Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! - Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible. - Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. - Napoleon Dynamite

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