Peter Griffin Quotes

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. - Peter Griffin

What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois. - Peter Griffin

Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you. - Peter Griffin

Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it! - Peter Griffin

Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19. - Peter Griffin

Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. - Peter Griffin

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