Ralphie May Quotes

Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby! - Ralphie May

So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer? - Ralphie May

My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. Youll soon find out that you dont care that much about being right. - Ralphie May

Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear! - Ralphie May

Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo. - Ralphie May

Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support. - Ralphie May

I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now! - Ralphie May

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles. - Ralphie May

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