Ryan Stiles Quotes

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. - Ryan Stiles

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. - Ryan Stiles

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue. - Ryan Stiles

The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'. - Ryan Stiles

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. - Ryan Stiles

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. - Ryan Stiles

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. - Ryan Stiles

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. - Ryan Stiles

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