Scott Disick Quotes

Where is she going? To clean her placenta? - Scott Disick

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me. - Scott Disick

What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya! - Scott Disick

Watch yourself cause daddys in the house. - Scott Disick

The things that arent great about Dale Im pretty positive I can fix. - Scott Disick

Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano. - Scott Disick

I dont mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. Im a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so theyre trying to bring me down. Im young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say Im a role model, Im the American dream! - Scott Disick

Are you trying to hook me up with Kendall and Kylie? - Scott Disick

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