Stephen Wright Quotes

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything. - Stephen Wright

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. - Stephen Wright

When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men died on this spot in 20 minutes. To reconcile how it looks today, the beauty of it, with what actually happened made a big impression on me, and I decided I had to do something one day. - Stephen Wright

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Stephen Wright

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. - Stephen Wright

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Stephen Wright

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? - Stephen Wright

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. - Stephen Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Stephen Wright

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Stephen Wright

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