Tim Allen Quotes

You know from one year to the next what's expected. You get the same drills, the same expectations, the same teaching. - Tim Allen

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress. - Tim Allen

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. - Tim Allen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite. - Tim Allen

What would happen is the champion would be protected. - Tim Allen

What we are talking about is way out in front of where most of our customers are at the moment. But they catch up all at once sometimes. - Tim Allen

We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition. - Tim Allen

There were no problems today... We are pleased about how things went. Everything was well organized and put together. We enjoyed the celebration of a new school year. - Tim Allen

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